In Case You Were Wondering...
All these chat lines and whatnot are being compiled in my Tumblr to create genius certificates for Birdie, Jen and myself - for obvious reasons. ;) I highly advise investing in a “Genius Certificate” program at your multi-author blog. Why? Because then I can say that I started it, and have the entire blogosphere silently praising me each time they use their Genius Certificate, and I...
Or... are they...?
Me: I GOT TOO MANY THINKIN THOUGHTS.
Me: They're like lincoln logs but more useful, and annoying.
Cow With Bell.
birdie: looks like cow
Elle: don't forget the bell: <
birdie: o yeah
birdie: cow with bell.
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For Jen, the Dell-owner.
Me: Shawna went out to get an onion like 1.5 hours ago.
Me: i hope she's not dead.
Jen: Maybe she's lost in the produce section.
Me: That happens to me sometimes.
Jen: Me too.
Jen: Time flies at the grocery store.
Me: oh, sweet onions are in season now.... there's probably like 400 kinds of onions to choose from!
Me: she's probably still deciding.
Me: i wish i knew what she was making so i could text her and tell her
Me: then she'd be saved.
Me: and I'd...
Me: I'd be a hero.
Jen: You're already a hero...
Jen: ...to me.
Me: AWWWW, SHIT.
Me: Let's make love.
New Earrings for me!