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July 2010

47 posts

  • Jennifer Nicole: Yesterday, I considered not swearing anymore.
  • Jennifer Nicole: And then I stopped.
  • Lindsay: HA.
  • Lindsay: Why would you EVER?
  • Jennifer Nicole: To be more proper or some shit.
  • Lindsay: Fuck that.
Jun 30, 2010
#BFF

June 2010

80 posts

Jun 30, 2010118 notes
My God Gemma Hayes

My God
Hope you’re on call
‘Cause I maybe in danger of crashing before I get to fall

Let’s cry boy
While neighbours have their backs turned
I’m having trouble believing anything you say

Keep the car running outside
You go and make up your mind
You’re staying her running wild with me
You know I could still love you, yeah

My God
Looks like I’m going it alone
Can’t wipe the tears away fast enough
Now I can’t see the road

Got a boot full of dreams
And a pocket full of reasons not to stay
Got a cross of Jesus around my neck
Hoping he’ll help me find my way

So afraid of losing
Now I’m scared of what I’ve won
So afraid of leaving
Now I don’t think I can return, yeah

And all along there was a need for change
And so I thought I better leave this place

When all I had to do was change my mind
All I had to do was change my mind

My God
Is it alright if I turn right back around?
‘Cause I reckon I fly highest
When my feet are planted
On the ground

Jun 30, 2010
#my fucking life
Jun 30, 2010113 notes
Oh. Okay.

Hi Lindsay,
 
I recently came across your blog “Broke & Beautiful” and thought that you may be interested in reviewing BlingToGo (www.getblingtogo.com ) in a future post.
 
More than 25 decorative ‘skins’ are available to liven up plain grey crutches and canes; they are self-adhesive and will remove 100% residue free (great if your crutches are rented).
 
If you are interested in learning more, let me know and I will drop a sample and additional information in the mail.

Wow, hit my target demographic nail right on the head there.

Jun 29, 2010
#work is lols
Jun 28, 201014 notes
Jun 28, 20107 notes
Jun 27, 2010
Jun 27, 20102 notes
Preposterous.

fmylife:

Today, I told my husband that he had to choose between me or his harmonica. He chose his harmonica. FML

Why would you EVER ask a person to do that?

I say divorce. Take the harmonica and run, man.

Jun 27, 201063 notes
#never getting married
Jun 26, 2010446 notes
Jun 25, 2010
#scary things in nature
Jun 25, 2010
Er?

If someone calls you their “David Lynch girl”, what does that say about a) you, b) your relationship with that person?

Jun 24, 2010
There is no title.
  • Lindsay: What the fuck is up with you today?
  • Lindsay: What was in your coffee?
  • Jennifer: VANILLA.
  • Lindsay: Vanilla opium?
  • Jennifer: And CRACK.
  • Lindsay: http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4gxsjsaA21qzpwi0o1_500.jpg [Image of V for Vuvuzela]
  • Jennifer: FUCKING AY.
  • Jennifer: They sound like bees.
  • Jennifer: Swarms.
  • Jennifer: Coming for us.
  • Lindsay: SO irritating.
  • Jennifer: All of us.
  • Lindsay: OMG
  • Lindsay: JEN
  • Lindsay: DRINK SOME WATER
  • Lindsay: EAT SOME CHALK
  • Jennifer: THAT WILL BE THE APOCOLYPSE.
  • Jennifer: VUVUZELA BEE APOCOLYPSE.
  • Lindsay: HAVE SOME BREAD
  • Lindsay: ALKA-SELTZER
  • Lindsay: SOMEONE STOMACH PUMP THIS BITCH
  • Jennifer: I miss you too.
  • Lindsay: Omg, I almost spit like a full cup of water all over my keyboard.
  • Jennifer: Hey, Mac: sorry about that.
  • Lindsay: My computer's name is not Mac, you chauvinist.
  • Jennifer: But. It's a Mac.
  • Jennifer: I don't know it's name.
  • Lindsay: Clearly!
  • Jennifer: Sorry, Ms. Computer.
  • Jennifer: I am ashamed.
  • Jennifer: First, potential drowning and short-circuits, and now this.
  • Lindsay: I never pegged you as the type to not at least FIND OUT SOMEONE'S NAME first.
  • Lindsay: Fucking slut.
  • Jennifer: We've had a relationship, too.
  • Jennifer: So there's really no excuse.
  • Lindsay: This is really just a swarm of embarrassment on you.
  • Jennifer: ...
  • Jennifer: LIKE BEES.
  • Jennifer: VUVUZELA BEES.
  • Lindsay: That thinly veiled bee reference is as much forgiveness as you'll get from me.
  • Jennifer: It's enough.
Jun 23, 2010
There is no title.
  • Lindsay: What the fuck is up with you today?
  • Lindsay: What was in your coffee?
  • Jennifer: VANILLA.
  • Lindsay: Vanilla opium?
  • Jennifer: And CRACK.
  • Lindsay: <img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4gxsjsaA21qzpwi0o1_500.jpg">
  • Jennifer: FUCKING AY.
  • Jennifer: They sound like bees.
  • Jennifer: Swarms.
  • Jennifer: Coming for us.
  • Lindsay: SO irritating.
  • Jennifer: All of us.
  • Lindsay: OMG
  • Lindsay: JEN
  • Lindsay: DRINK SOME WATER
  • Lindsay: EAT SOME CHALK
  • Jennifer: THAT WILL BE THE APOCOLYPSE.
  • Jennifer: VUVUZELA BEE APOCOLYPSE.
  • Lindsay: HAVE SOME BREAD
  • Lindsay: ALKA-SELTZER
  • Lindsay: SOMEONE STOMACH PUMP THIS BITCH
  • Jennifer: I miss you too.
  • Lindsay: Omg, I almost spit like a full cup of water all over my keyboard.
  • Jennifer: Hey, Mac: sorry about that.
  • Lindsay: My computer's name is not Mac, you chauvinist.
  • Jennifer: But. It's a Mac.
  • Jennifer: I don't know it's name.
  • Lindsay: Clearly!
  • Jennifer: Sorry, Ms. Computer.
  • Jennifer: I am ashamed.
  • Jennifer: First, potential drowning and short-circuits, and now this.
  • Lindsay: I never pegged you as the type to not at least FIND OUT SOMEONE'S NAME first.
  • Lindsay: Fucking slut.
  • Jennifer: We've had a relationship, too.
  • Jennifer: So there's really no excuse.
  • Lindsay: This is really just a swarm of embarrassment on you.
  • Jennifer: ...
  • Jennifer: LIKE BEES.
  • Jennifer: VUVUZELA BEES.
  • Lindsay: That thinly veiled bee reference is as much forgiveness as you'll get from me.
  • Jennifer: It's enough.
Jun 23, 2010
#jen #chat
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Jun 23, 2010
WAT. WAT. → en.wikipedia.org

hannahkarina:

I don’t know whether to laugh nervously or scream or have nightmares or all of the above.

Wow, ultra creepy/romantic/creepy.

Jun 22, 20107 notes
#creepy #romantic
Jun 22, 2010657 notes
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