July 2010
47 posts
“You ask me what I thought about
Before we were lovers.
The answer is easy.
Before I met you
I didn’t have anything to think about.” —The Love Poems of Marichiko
By Kenneth Rexroth
Before we were lovers.
The answer is easy.
Before I met you
I didn’t have anything to think about.” —The Love Poems of Marichiko
By Kenneth Rexroth
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A chat with myself, sort of. Dream-related.
- Lindsay: I had a dream that I didn't live in Chicago... I lived on a star that was actually a part of Holland.
- Lindsay: And you took an elevator to get there.
- Lindsay: But there was this crazy dominatrix-like lady who ran the elevator who loved to fuck people over.
- Lindsay: So when it was my turn, I put my bags on the elevator and then freaked out, thinking that I forgot one.
- Lindsay: So I ran back to the line to check, but I saw that I'd brought them all.
- Lindsay: And when I went back the elevator had left, and she was holding my ticket and smiling all asshole-like.
- Lindsay: And she said that in order for me to get home I had to go buy another ticket.
- Lindsay: But I didn't have any money.
- Lindsay: So then me and this other guy (who also got kicked off the elevator) were trying to figure out WTF to do.
- Lindsay: And this ex-Playboy Playmate appears out of nowhere and offers to loan me the money.
- Lindsay: She says "Stop by my house later and I'll loan you some money." Dude naturally asks if he can come.
- Lindsay: Playboy Playmate starts making out with random half naked chick in elevator-airport-space-station-place.
- Lindsay: I wake up.
- Lindsay: -________-
- Lindsay: Oh, and I was number 91.
- Lindsay: But I thought I was number 92.
- Lindsay: Who knows if that's important, but it's worth mentioning.
